Post by Presearing Club on Oct 8, 2016 18:45:21 GMT -8
I am an equal opportunities employer and I'm seeking a part-time friend for regulatory scheduled Charr runs. What I have to offer is an extreme overwhelming sense of sarcastic and hip one-liners that will for sure strike laughter and/or fear into the heart of my victims and loved ones. If, however, I am silent on our redundant and tiring Charr runs then it's more than likely you need to feed me some Birthday Cupcakes because without them it's just fucking boring. This position is open to anyone new or old, like I've mentioned before, everybody is equal. This will be a commission based position and company benefits are also optional if I believe they are warranted.
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Disclaimer: I have the right to refuse service to anyone as well as terminating a contract at my own leisure.
you mention benefits.... how do these compare to my current employer's? or those of other similar contracts?
Hello, I Lord Arrow I
Firstly, I'd like to say thank you for replying and it's nice to meet you. Secondly, against my better judgment I believe we cannot disclose such information at this time. Lastly, each applicant proceeding beyond the application stage must adhere to my strict NDA contract to protect our benefits from other companies at this time.