Hey all looks like the story is finished. I combined everything and even added some stuff to make it a "coherent" story My redactions are in bold. Hope you like it! The ending will make more sense if you've watched the movie Ready Player One

And so we begin in a time when dinosaurs ruled the land. A land before time fiery and harsh, it was on fire. Too many mosquitos made much too much noise with the hippopotami. They were wallowing in mud and singing in the rain. The Charr Axe Fiend (whose name was Paul) heard all the noise and ran (toward them) like a black bear being charmed (but outnumbered he got scared and ran). The hippos (who thought he stole something from them) then chased (the Charr while saying) “Shall loot me not!” There was some confusion (but they talked things over and made peace). (The Charr’s deceased best friend was an Oompa Loompa, so he couldn’t help but be intrigued) due to the extreme noise the hippos made “Oompa Loompa doompadee doo”. The Charr sang too and followed the road that led toward another towering city wall. Behind its massive doors was a land before time. The city Piken Square. Too bad the Charr destroyed Ascalon. Now they were looking for a new place to "burn" some leaves. However, they had to face Oakhearts angered by the leaf springs on their cars which they never drove outside their holy temple. (Therefore, they sent Paul to do all the work) The contents of the pickle jar of misery also attracted the Charr (his people wanted to use it as a weapon, but Paul was depressed and wanted an escape). After eating said pickles, the Charr (Paul) started hallucinating! The pickles contained a mild hallucinogen, distilled from little deadly black tarantula. Also, it was mixed with datura and peyote. From Lady Lyn's garden. The venom from the Cancer Snake ei, ei from Lady Lyn's garden (was another ingredient, and a very deadly one). (A traveler from Cantha named Joe saw the dying Charr and wanted to help. He happened to be carrying magical Jade Wind Orbs) There can be no doubt that hammers are infused with the power of major considerations when spiked. It remains to be seen if the Jade Wind Orbs will neutralize Cancer Snake venom. Charr (checking on Paul) crawl his (Joe’s) way on all four paws. What are their intentions? Whatever they are, hopefully Prince Rurik and his forces will defeat them! (They happen to be approaching, chanting) "Kali Ma! Kali Ma!" (The) Charr (named Paul) cursed his fate but he wasn't done playing Oasis. There was still stuff to uncover (this was all virtual reality after all).

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